So, its almost 4.15 , and i refuse to sleep tonightt.!!
I am tired...but every time i attempt to sleep im disturbed...
Here's whats happened today....
- 1st Attempt - 4.30pm ... looney brothers have gone to play footy, mum is sewing clothes, dad eating his lunch and ive been ordered to do the ironing [I IRON TOOO MUCH!! ] after ironing a bunch of clothes i decide i wanna cuddle up with my fat cat and curl up and sleep liek him After 10 minutes of sleeping mum stomps upstairs and threatens me to finish ironing or else i wont get dinner LOL im kiddin...she said she would shred me alive
- 2nd Attempt - 6.00pm ...Completed ironing...inform mother that im taking a nap...i snuggle into my bed..nice and warm...about to doze off....AND WHAMM the doorbell rings We get random guests... great..
- 3rd Attempt - 9.00pm End of the day...i decide to have an early night ..Yay me!! I get into my PJ's, take some tablets to relieve a headache i have, put the fan on [coz im weird liek that!] , switch lamp off and leave my bedroom door a little open [coz i scared of dark] ..... and fall asleep....BUT DO I STAY ASLEEP ...!??!...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Brother comes waddling along...stands at my door, scares the lights out me .... just to hand my headphones back to me!!! and five minutes later mum comes along to tell me ive missed an important part of her soap drama...and then comes to give me more tablets GREAT
- 4th and FINALL Attempt..10.00pm - so after constantly being disturbed , the drowsiness of the tablets kick in and i get a good sleep..untill 00.15am : Dad comes into my room....dad; SOPH GET UP!!! COME QUICKLY!!! HURRYYY me; whaaa..? dad; Come ooooooon...! me;mhmmm dad;SOPPHIE GET UP me; ok..*sludges to their room and finds family eating fried chicken and chips* i dont want some! i tired ....dad; No..eat some..u have to! me; buuu..i tired.... dad; *in a stern voice* Sophieee.. me; i'll eat it for breakfest!! dad; SOPHIE ! EAT ! ... me; yes daddy, ... After eating half a peice of chicken leg i slomp of to bed again...but start to wonder about teh poor chicken i just ate! Earlier on in the day i heard that the longest ever flight recorded for a chicken was 13 seconds.. *imagine a chicken flapping its useless wings in mid-air for 13 seconds!* What if the chicken i ate never got to fly its 13 seconds! POOR CHICKEN!! awwh..so i turned sides a million times over to get over the regret of eating fried chicken,,,and finally decided i just dont deserve the sleep tonight..
So teh big question is..... Can frogs fly!?